One reason why I will most certainly be having kids one day.
AKA: I was a damn cute kid, haters.
That, my dear friends is me when I was just a wee one. As you can see my love for fuzzy things started at a very young age. As you can also see I was damn cute. Not an ugly ducking. And I resent the implication that I once was perhaps a tad unattractive. You see, in those previous Polaroids I was in a very voilatile emotional state... Thus, I was not 100% appearance wise. I admit it, those were not "flattering" pictures, but in no way do they define my state of beauty.
Anyway, yes, one day I will have children because, exponentially speaking, the cuteness factor should only expand to a greater capacity and I would never want to keep something like that from a world that is in great need of beautiful things. That and I want to dress them in cute things like this.
No, I am narcissistic, just realistic, and a little silly.
02.21.2007
Reader Comments (1)
dude, you know goddamn well i was what the fucking the story about YOUR BUNNY'S TOES BEING EATEN OFF.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?
i can't SLEEP ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THAT.
-MAURINEEEEE